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a place in the projects where they sell drugs or guns
50 cent went to the candy shop to get guns not candy..
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The act of fellating a man's sexual organ with your mouth(s).
Dude: Hey bitch gimme some skull candy!
Ho: What the flip do you mean?
Dude: I mean suck my flipping cock bitch.
Ho: Oh, right ok, yeah defo.
Dude: Sweeeeet.
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1. What happens when you go to Mass the day after Halloween and still can only think about candy. When you are receive the Holy Communion, and you are looking into the communion bowl, you will think to yourself, "Hmmm... I wonder if the Church's candy is any good?" Immediately, you will take not one, not two, but a handful of Church candy, stuff it in a plastic pumpkin, and run off into the sunset, never to be heard again.
2. What priests give little boys when trying to lure them in for a "special session".
Bob: "This Church candy is delicious!"
Jim: "..."
Jim: "That's the Holy Communion. The body of Jesus. NOT Church candy!"
Bob: "Still, it IS delicious..."
Priest: "Come here, Johnny. I have some... Church candy for you."
Johnny: "Ok, Reverend! I always trust people in big unmarked white vans!"
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The Korean candy used "Fuck you."
Have your Korean candy.
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Slang term given to donair sauce. As in liking it so much you could snort it.
D: You like donair sauce too?
M: Yeah that shits nose candy.
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1)A creepy movie about pedophiles
2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.
Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.
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