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play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.

example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.

by kirbyman1 November 26, 2010


Backwards reverse card

If someone says no u and you say no w and they say reverse card you have one option to use and that is backwards reverse card

Ur mom gay
No u
No w
Reverse card, i win
no i win
What
Backwards reverse card
Oof

by The kink of king October 16, 2018


Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010


debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.

Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.

by Mechanic_wiz October 7, 2015

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Uno reverse card

THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE GALAXY

Human 1:you are cute
Human 2: *uno reverse card*
Human 1:...that's not true

Human 2: you can't say anything about it UwU

by damn_ichikoOwO December 23, 2019


Uno reverse card

A powerful weapon of mass destruction used by the Soviets during the battle of Pepe where the radical meme group JOE got asked who joe is witch led to the death of 69 civilians and 420 injuries. The Soviets used the weapon after their motherland was called gay. JOE quickly surrendered but the Soviets had to give up the use after the U.N's ban, due to the increased threat of sanctions and their economy starting to run dry.

Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?

The Uno reverse card killed thousands of blind crippled retarded orphans.

by T3e May 22, 2020


white card marriage

A person who gets married to be able to get health insurance or receive financial aid if not older then 25 years old.

I can't get any help for school so I might have to get a white card marriage.

by Loconsaine March 16, 2016