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Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep
- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof
* land safely
* catch in the net
* spill into the tray
* dump into the pan
* safely dispose of
* no mess made
* clean catch
* convenient drop
* accidental success
catch-falls (kach-faalz) n. pl. may conjugate fall as verb
1. The act of something conveniently falling into a tray, pan, net, or assembly; as opposed to the floor.
2. A tray or pan, net, or assembly that is used to catch something that falls.
* So I was eating some cheese by the sink with a knife. As I was taking a bite and about to enjoy this delicious snack, a small piece of cheese fell and bounced on the counter, but landed on the plate left on the floor for my dog
* The painter accidentally dropped his paintbrush, but it catch-fell into the tray.
* The mechanic put a catch-fall under the car to catch any oil that might drip.
“i swear i need to catch face on my birthday or else imma be tight my G”
The act of being the bottom in a homosexual relationship; usually secretive.
Nobody knows but that guy be spear catching in his spare time.
When a girl is pressed tightly against a guy grinding/dancing on a guy/girl
Jo: Gwarn Amy catch a jam with Tom
To catch a SO is the act of going out and finding a significant other. By using this slang, you are actively letting surrounding people know you are looking for love.
“Yeah I’m going out tonight, looking to catch a SO!”
Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.
Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.