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Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself
Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour
Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)
*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.
we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.
The act of taking a girls legs pushing them all the way up and then you sit on her while you fuck her so she cant move and then you scream crab trap and bust in her
woah last night was crazy i fucking crab traped that bitch!
Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.