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Will approve any words for their site, no matter how obscure or silly that those words may be.
I will Urban Dictionary your entire family.
A website where a bunch of people look up their own names on
Guy 1 *looks up his own name on urban dictionary”
A place yo find definitions of random shit also tells you to not post hate speech but they really dont care
Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
A website where all sanity goes to die and where people usually can’t talk about one subject without bringing sex into it.
Person 1: Were you on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I don’t have any sanity left.
A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.
Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.
The stupid fucking website your using to read this right now.
Yo, I just checked out the urban dictionary, those definitions suck ass bro.