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A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t
Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong
When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways
John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella
Tom: that's my guy
The man with the longest dick in the world.
Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
HOTTEST KOREAN ACTOR. plays the best characters, is respectful, his smile is precious and he's the cutest baby ever. he also is TALL. he's the same age as my dad but idc <3.
example:
who's the best korean actor? Lee Dong Wook!
When you gotta smash but you gotta blast before her dad comes into the room.
Guy 1: Yo fam I totally pulled a Ding Dong and Dash on Marion last night!
Guy 2: Dude no way!
When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !
In an online game, when you think your next kill will level you but it doesn't is pulling a ding dong dang.
"Ding dong dang, I didn't level!"
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"Ding dong dang I needed two more kills."