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The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.
Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.
A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.
Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!
The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.
Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so
"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag
That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
That douche bag just stole my girl.