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honestly the memeiest person alive and also extremely stupid
but he’ll also be there for you through thick and thin because HES JUST THAT NICE
also has an ADORABLE little sister named joyce
wow eric is so stupid o_o
why is eric’s sister joyce so cute :)
Historically, the name Eric is short for erection. The name Eric is givin to the warriors with only the greatest of erections. Every year all the Eric’s secretly come together at Eric’s party to compete in different erection challenges. This includes baseball (erections are used as bats), edging competitions, and more. If you can name it, then it most likely happens at Eric’s party.
Bro I was having a threesome with my girl and my homeboy Eric and when he whipped out his erection it was so huge. Then he stuck it in her and she instantly squirted everywhere. Damn you Eric.
His hairline is so far back it’s in the concentration camps, looks like a skeleton has a tiny shrimp like his sons
Eric is a shrimp
The hottest man in the world. From personal experience, he fucks like a legend. He is sweet, but very moody at the same time.
a funny guy who looks very mutch emo, and loves to say stuff out of context. he is questionable
person 1: eric is emo
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
Eric is the person you want to sleep with. But sometimes Eric can be a bit annoying. Sometimes he would play games and do stuff that will tick people off. But inside Eric is sweet. But is bisexual. But Eric will always have your back when you need him
“Eric!” “What do you want?” “Look what I found!” “Oh that’s grreeat. (Rolls eyes but really cares)”