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A literal angel.
I love this woman.
Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.
Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!
Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)
Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan
evan is cool, funny, strong, pretty…cool, like to work out, not ugly 🤢🤮, and an actual lunatic.
who’s that person. he’s so funny
that’s evan.
A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.
Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.
Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.
Person 1: oh