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Someone who is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles American football team. They are usually dumber than a box of rocks, who disown any and all when ever their team looses (very often). Trashy people from either Philadelphia or the Southern region of New Jersey. They claim they are the most loyal fans in the NFL....ONLY when their team is on the brink of a (soon to be a failure) Super Bowl Run. But as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.
Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.
“I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”
I’m an eagles fan through and through, it’s not our fault we haven’t one a super bowl! Do have time, I’ll tell you why.
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Betty Cooper and Archie Andrews (aka barchie) from the shitty tv show riverdale. Only became canon (possibly) because of the psycho fans who harassed the writers to make it happen.
Barchie is such fan service.
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The bleachers were hot, so Sally used a fanny fan to keep her butt cool.
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usually compared to toga “but is not better “
Dude1: Hey dude have u heard of my waifu jiro
dude2: fuck you and that bad bang having bitch for being a jiro fan
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A disgusting creature watching Ninjago from their device, obsessing over the characters, this 'human' may often make fanfictions or drawings about the characters to satiate their needs and interests.
"Did you see what happened to Jake?"
"No."
"He's become a ninjago fan, he keeps obsessing over the characters and how gay they are."
"Oh god."
Ninjago fan 1: "OH MY GAWWWSH!!! Did you see c-c-cole's SHIRTLESS. BOD. IN THE BEACH EPISODE?!??!
Ninjago fan 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I KNOW RRRRIGHTT!!! I NEED HIM!! BEST WAIFU!!! KYAAAAAAA"
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A true fan is someone (most commonly in sports) that actually like a team for every reason in the world (but not because their winning). Basically the opposite of bandwagons
Bandwagon:
What is you favorite team in the NBA?
Golden State Warriors!
Why?
Because their winning!
True fan:
What is your favorite team in the NBA?
Brooklyn Nets
Why?
Because im from Brooklyn.
Im not a bandwagon DUMBASS!
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A fan of a band. One who supports the artist(s) by going to their shows, buying their music and only saying sweet, sweet things about them. It's full-on fan promotion.
Dude, I'm totally Broken Social Scenes band fan.
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