The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...
The act of promoting or demoting hoes to your active roster.
Grace loves hoe farming. She will block hoes once she decides they are too ugly for her
when someone says something unfunny or outrageous on purpose to get sob reacted
all everyone does is sob farm these days
A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.
"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."
verb. Going to a farm just to fuck all the animals such as goats, pigs, chickens, ducks, etc.
Last night I went to my buddy Garretts house and had a farm fiesta.
Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.
I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.