food truck

Is a licensed, motorized vehicle or mobile food unit that’s used for selling food items to the general public.

"Food trucks are to adults what ice cream trucks are to children.” – Andrew Harrison.

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the food network

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel

ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network

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Food Angry

that feeling you get when you've gone past the point of hungry and you are more than just a little bit cranky.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I just went down to McDonalds and ate my weight in burgers, I would've brought you something but I forgot.

Dude 2: Man, fuck you.

Dude 1: Someone's a bit food angry...

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Food Stamps

A wonderful form of money that can buy a lot of low priced chit

I bought my house car and used shoes with it.

fuq i ran out of money, I'll buy your light up crayon with food stamps

something P' Diddy hasn't heard of

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Food Whore

A woman who performs sexual acts based on previous meal purchased.

Him: "I have two not so G-Rated Questions for you, you ready for them? lol. What's your cup size now? And how do you feel about anal? lol Just wondering."

Her: "Uhhh pay for dinner and anal is a maybe. Only if I can get steak and three drinks. I might even suck your dick. The night is young. Hell you can stick a finger in my butt if you get me dessert."

Him: "Yes! I love food whores!"

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Safety Food

safe·ty food

n. pl. safe·ty foods

The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.

I was totally broke but located some safety food in my desk drawer.

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best food

piz·za
ˈpētsə/
noun
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.

"What topping would you like for your best food?"
"It doesn't matter it's going to taste great either way."

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