A good place to blow up with propane bombs
βI heard there is a furry convention nearbyβ
βOk hold on, lemme get my stuffβ
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A furry hater is someone who hates the furry fandom that was popularized by the nearly dead Nintendo game series βStar Foxβ.
There are 3 main types of Furry Haters, with 1 thats not actually a hater at all, but instead takes advantage of an already battered and assaulted fandom:
Some Haters are driven by church beliefs about "furries" being horrible blasphemy against gods creatures, in other words they hate that they are fusing animals together and destroying the way they are meant to be.
Some haters are driven by pure moral values and species patriotism, saying that what they have done to the human species, or what they have given animals from the human species, is horribly insulting and they should be ashamed of themselves as human. Sometimes even saying that calling a furry fandom member βhumanβ is insulting.
Then there is the smartest of the haters who say the love of anthropomorphic characters and ideas could lead people into trying genetically modify human and animal DNA trying to make anthropomorphic ideas come true, which would inevitably fail.
Though there are some people who actually just don't understand the furry culture, they are just "Wannabe Trolls" taking advantage of the tattered Furry Fandom.
The generic comeback of furries is to say "You don't understand the furry culture" is just as accurate as saying "Lawyers never wear suits". Clearly inaccurate.
90% of the people who "Hate" furries are just trolls taking advantage of the easy targets in the furry fandom for being part of a very susceptible culture.
10% of the people are actually furry haters who fully understand furries and have legitimate reasons to hate.
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A Furry Gay is someone who is both attracted to men and sexually attracted to animals with fur.
"Look at Zachary, he's such a mad Furry Gay."
"If you failed a year of high school you're a furry gay"
"I heard that guy got a lap dance from a guy!"
"He must be a gay."
"Nope even worse, a furry gay!"
"Oh dear"
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When a girl is on her kness, you walk up behind her after just shaving your pubes, skeet on her shoulder and put the freshly shaven hair on the semen.
Amy: "John gave me the 'furry parrot' last night. He's such a dick."
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The female pubic hair region that vaguely resembles an oyster shape.
"Did she get her kit off, then?"
"Yeah! And good christ - she had some furry oyster on her!"
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An absolute idiot on the internet that hates the whole community because they found a zoophilian who has nothing to do with the fandom but the anti fur thinks they do.
Person 1: I think he's an anti furry
Person 2: What an idiot, he should stop being one
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An Anti-Furry is a Giga Chad who can never be stopped, they hate furries because they are fucking retards.
Anti-Furry#1-Hey I'm Anti-Furry.
Anti-Furry#2-No way me too!
Anti-Furry #1-Lets go beat up some furries because they are retarded!
Anti-Furry#2-Hell Yeah!
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