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When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.
I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss
The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)
Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German
The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.
A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.
german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.