ugly glasses from the 70's

Shit, have you seen how ugly some of those glasses from the 1970's are?

PPL would wear ugly glasses in the 70's, who the hell would wear those?

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catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

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see everything with dark-coloured glasses

to be pessimistic.

Do not see everything with dark-coloured glasses. Be upbeat.

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Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

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Ali da goat smashin glass

A business boy who will soon be very rich but at the moment is still climbing his ladder of success at the moment he is the coolest kid in his skool and smart Also Gud lookin. Jk he’s better than everything that was just said x10

Wow I wish I can be more like Ali da goat smashin glass.He is so kool also hi Cole and Happy b day mancho

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short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Please do be quiet you tosser.

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

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