goat sneeze

A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.

When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."

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goat moment

When you try really hard to hit that note, and you instead sound like a screaming goat.

He had a goat moment while singing along to "Take On Me" - Aha.

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goat feed

What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced.

Dude, I just bought a sack off this dude and it was goat feed.

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Jungle Goat

A morbidly obese woman who's fat rolls smell like cigarettes, booty and donuts.

Watch out for Jessica, she is a jungle goat.

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High as a Goat

To be so high, from smoking marijuana, that you cannot move or speak. Commonly used by stoners who are bored with the commom slang. Associated with the stillness of a distant mountain goat standing peacefully.

Phil "why didnt you come by last night, we had fun."

Eric "Dude, I didnt feel like doing anything last night, I was high as a goat."

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jeremy the goat

Jeremy is a 30 year old "man" who dress up as a female and pretends to be a girl... he also looks like a goat so dont laugh too much he gets every self conscious about his goat like features. He also likes lil kids. So hide yo kids

Jeremy the goat looks more like a goat than a goat does

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Throat GOAT

noun
/θrəʊt: ɡəʊt/

a title given to Nayan for her exceptional skill and prowess with the mouth (I'm not talking about singing)

He knew Nayan was the Throat Goat when she blew his clarinet

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