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A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.
A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.
Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?
Vanessa: What's that?
Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.
an illusion by a crazed neighbor
The psychotic gold prius is in front of me again.
The nuggets excreted from the anal cavity of a pensioner after consuming a large curry dinner.
Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.
Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.
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Portions of gold holding significant value. These particular gems are regarded with high honor by many of the rural tribes of the bering sea and African feldspar lemers.
n00b1: checks out them sick valuable gold nuggets, what do you estimate the value of 16 cubic centimeters?
n00b2: I would have to say above 10,000, given their size and lustre
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Similar to a golden shower with the addition that the person performing it has a severe urinary tract infection, resulting in droplets of blood accompanying the urine.
That bitch was so full of STD's, she gave me a gold ruby shower
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when a person labels someone in a blank photo on facebook with a sexy caption then writes in the description that you need facebook gold account to see it. this leads everyone on a quest to find something that does not exists
Bob: Jim taged megan fox and lisa lipps in this picture but I can't see it because I don't have facebook gold!
Sam: lets search facebook and find it!
3 hours later
Jim: I just did the facebook gold trick on you two!
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