good time

when your off dipshitting around with your friends, just doing what you dumbasses do.

"I can't believe Jake and Steve stole that sign."

"Yeah, but it was a good time."

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good landing

serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.

Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."

After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.

My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.

The morning sun is shining and I'm coming in for a good landing.

I felt bad about losing her, but it was a good landing for me.

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smell good

When you have poo-poo breeze, you need to apply smell good on in order to be; werd. Comes in a can.

Also works against funky flem, and old dirty fubu-wear.

Yo Jimmy I got a funky case of the poo-poo breeze going on, pass me the smell good.

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GOODS YEE / GOODS YA

No good
bad
sucks
eats beans
stinks
garbage
I hate it/ you/ them etc etc

person1: How do you like my new shirt?
Dave: Its pretty Goods yee

person2: What do you think of this website?
Dave: Watch How Fast I think its goods ya

GOODS YA YOU ARE :P

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Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

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smell goods

Smell goods consist of anything used to cover up the odor of marijuana. Body sprays, colognes/perfumes, air fresheners, etc. are all "smell goods".

"We probably reek like reefer since we just hot boxed the car"
"Its all good, I brought some smell goods."

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Yo was good

yo wats up...
variations: Yo was jolly wit u?

Theo: Yo was good?
Me: nuthin man

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