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Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 27, 2024


Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

by SunGooner December 7, 2023


Moon Gooning

When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull

Me and Eagle Eye are going to go Moon Gooning with the Natives.

by Elk Skull January 26, 2024


Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 2, 2023


Moon Gooning

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.

I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.

by Magnesius February 26, 2024


moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they goon for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness.When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causing an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.

Me and my friends went moon gooning .

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024


moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.

I and my friends went moon gooning mom.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024