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Hipster Pizza

A calzone.

"That bitch is eating a calzone!"
"I think you mean that bitch is eating hipster pizza."

by Shlymdicate July 30, 2017


E-hipster

An E-Hipster is a person who fits both into the category of E-girl/E-boy and Hipster. DUH! It's not hard.

Oh my god! Becca is such a god damn E-Hipster!

by NoirGuy66 January 9, 2020


1980s Hipster

A hipster from the 1980s decade (and yes, they actually existed).

Some wrong generation kids today complain about hipsters without realizing that 1980s hipsters existed. In fact, hipsters have been around since the 1940s.

by CelticEagle February 14, 2019


NASA Hipster

A person, usually a millennial, who wears clothing that has a NASA logo or image on it, and is a hipster.

That guy over there drinking his latte wearing those horn rimmed glasses, with the tattoos and the beard, oh and the bomber jacket that says Apollo 12, he's a NASA Hipster.

by Zachschway May 9, 2018


hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying

that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child

by coontz December 20, 2015


hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.

Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!

by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023


Broken Hipster

Any hipster that is over 40.

The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.

by Joe Vman September 1, 2012