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hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

by joshofbass October 29, 2011


Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024


Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.

Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz

by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018


hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse

sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never

by nicepear8 August 23, 2021


hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 8, 2018


Shot hold

The act of a male holding in his ejaculation during orgasm.

Dude instead of pulling out I shot holded my cum. Best feeling ever.

by God Brothers December 25, 2021


Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023