Human Vibrater

When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

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Human Filth

Riley Sharp.

Riley Sharp is Human Filth.

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Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.

Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.

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Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.

"Your my therapy human! "

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Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

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Human Cat

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

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Cursed human

A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.

@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him

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