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Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.
Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?
Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…
Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus
I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.
while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.
i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.
When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.
On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.
A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.
A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.
Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!
It’s a bastard who is a cowboy with an accent
Hey you cowboy baoustard! Get back here!!