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digging a ditch with my spoon

having anal intercourse

iโ€™m digging a ditch with my spoon

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021


ocean spoon girl

A girl that blows a guy anywhere, including the ocean.

I heard lola is a ocean spoon girl.. what a whore

by Taylorgahdnpc March 15, 2017

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Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

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Little Girl, Big Spoon

adj.

1.deviating from truth or fact; erroneous
2.not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person;
3.not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice.

Little Girl, Big Spoon is clearly Little Girl, Big Spoon about this issue.

by Brosefix November 30, 2006

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Turn Around Rusty Spoon

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

by Mr Elder October 9, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 6, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


get her spoons wet

When one gets ones spoons wet. A man would spoon a woman whilst ejaculating on her back.

If this happens to you, you would have encountered in a wet spoon.

"im going to get her spoons wet"
"ahh mate i just wet her spoon"
"oi got with this bird last night got her spoons wet"
"i'll totally wet her spoon"

a female would say
"babe like i got my spoons wet for the first time last night"

by pazgrarroobekpeltom January 7, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž