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A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.
joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.
bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.
Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it
"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."
When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.
Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.
The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.
She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.
I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.
When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.
Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him