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The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes
Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*
1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"
"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
a phrase used to let somebody know that they're doing something that you or someone doesn't like. It could be for a good reason, like water being sprayed on them, or for no reason, because that's a 14 year old white girl for you.
Person 1: Haha! I knew you would lose that dodgeball match without your friends paired up with you!
Person 2: You're done, you're done.
Every sane person within a 10 mile radius: We don't give a fuck.
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~