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Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.
I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.
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The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.
Jesus Christ: the poem.
Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
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marijuana of the godly type not to be compared to swa or swagg. they have a heavnly glow and a light from the sky shines on you when smoked. then you climb the beanstalk and enter the field of Jesus NUgs
Hey man lets go talk to Christ and get some of his Jesus Nugs.
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Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe
(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
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Old looking Leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.
Shelts, those Jesus creepers are Gay. Get some like Robbo`s, he`s fly.
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Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."
Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?
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a generic exclamation of shock
Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me
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