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To attempt to make yourself look good on the internet, while making yourself look like a moron.
Jake: I made 'jake-ified' mean something awesome.
Everyone else: No, you made it mean something idiotic.
A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.
Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.
a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent
i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now
Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
A: Did you give that munter your number last night?
B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.
Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.
A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”
‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation