A bus job is a blowjob that is received on a bus ride back from a basketball game, normally a few seats behind the coaches. Most of the time the person receiving a bus job gets it from his best friends girlfriend. This person normally proceeds to get into a fight with his friend.
Didn’t Jaden Perry get a Bus Job his freshman year?
its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.
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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.
That girl gave me a cloud job last night.
A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.
Harro Job Prease? I fix compuder gud!
Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic
I like my math class,main job