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Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.
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Check out my personal fav. masturbation
"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."
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When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.
Wow, Frank just upper respitory johnson'd that guy!
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1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"
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Biggest baddest douche of all time. Much bigger than a douche pot pie.
Guy 1: Dude yer such a douche.
Guy 2: BS yer a Douche Bag Johnson
Guy 3: Burn.
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Boris Johnson is so sexy- have you seen his gigantic abdominals?
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A phrase used by members of the race forum TBK.fameflame.dk to describe any NASCAR accident directly involving or in the general vicinity of Jimmie Johnson. Used often by members of TBK Radio. Other variates are "Jimmy Johnson Did It" and "Jimmy JAWNSON Did It"
Major accident in turn two, that was Jimmie Johnson Did It!
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