Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.
"I just got these new sunglasses... major key alert."
"These new sunglasses are a major key"
A big part in achieving success. Dj Khaled is known for saying this and giving people major keys.
Major key alert: stay focused and on track
A man so gay that when he says a word he vomits and shits a rainbow that destroys the earth.
Hey Jerry!
Hey Dave did you hear that Spencer is a Key Lime!
The answer key to what turns you on
Hmu with you're sex key so I can give you a good time
means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead
someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs
u: HAHAHA KEI SI
You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.
Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"