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The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.
Oh shit, hide the food Lauren is coming.
A very nice, cool and friendly dude! He's such a sweet guy, a friend you can always count on! You bet he will respect you and you're boundaries/choices. You'll always have fun with someone like him! Whether it be just hanging out and talking, or even doing school work together! He lightens up the room with his smile and presence. : ly man!
Him: hey. He looks so nice and welcoming! Who is he?
Her: oh that? That's Laurens! :
Laurens is someone who looks like a girl but is actually a boy
Person 1: Hey have you seen that girl over there
Person 2: Yes, I’ve seen her, she’s so hot
Person 1: Wait what??! It’s actually a boy
Person 2: O no, that’s such a Laurens
Wow Laurens is such a gewelddjg name, unbelviebale great enzo. Laurens heeft ook een hele grote pik. Dat is een feit
“Wow Laurens zijn piemel is zo groot”
Wow Laurens is such a gewelddjg name, unbelviebale great enzo. Laurens heeft ook een hele grote pik. Dat is een feit
“Wow Laurens zijn piemel is zo groot”
She is very dyslexic, a little mean, a total crackhead, she probably does drugs and has so many friends that she has threatened.
Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”