Someone who is really good at fruit ninja, may hold the high score at your local main event
"Your fruit ninja score is so high! are you sure your name isn't Lauren?"
a dumb bitch who will break you
that lauren is a dumb bitch
A loud, tough, Russian Viking with a heart of gold.
Laurens: UUUAARGH, TAP!
She is a very interesting girl who if you aren’t friends with her she will talk bad about you. She is one to keep secrets but will probably tell someone close to her. She loves whatever she has and will take good care of whatever possess. Become friends with a Lauren she will make you laugh and probably all ways be their for you if you are her friend; if you aren’t her friend you are a goner. Get yourself a Lauren so you don’t become a goner.
The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.
Oh shit, hide the food Lauren is coming.