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A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."
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referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker
when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?
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Made popular by a talking cat, it is an expression made to show exasperation or surprise.
Alternatively, it can be used after you tell a joke. Like a "oh, snap!" type of thing.
Guy 1: "Have you paid the rent yet?"
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson...nope I haven't yet."
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Jill is going to be at the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "No, but that's cool."
Guy 1: "I heard she's single now."
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson..."
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When you can add words to the melody of when your poo splashes in the water of the toilet.
Whoa... I just took a sing-a-long dump to yoko ono's new song
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The most epic weekend known to man (also known as 'epic may long')
- Ridiculous camping experiences where:
Copious amount of alchohol are consumed despite the governments attempt to make it a dry weekend through various drinking games or through the insane ability to consume an inhuman amount of alchohol
Lengedary Adventures are created, which in turn create stories which are told, retold, changed to something utterly ridiculous, but not denied, and reminised once a week at a weekely get together in a place where cheap wings are sold
Usually a large amount of nakedness occurs as a result of large amounts of alchohol or most usually the desire to go skinny dipping hopefully meeting up with a group of girls also enjoying there epic may long
"Hey man you coming on our may long weekend camping trip" "Hell ya, remember last year" "Damn striaght i do, soo epic!"
"K i totally don't remember inviting that guy on this may long weekend campin trip" "Who?" "That guy over there" "You mean Aussie?" "Yeah man" "No worries we'll just leave his drunk ass naked on the beach"
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meaning sticky dumpling. Xiao long Bao is when one's nuts get so dry and sticky they look like sticky dumplings.
can i have some water i have some serious Xiao Long bao going on down there
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To move slowly, often swaying somewhat from side to side, with no sense of urgency or purpose whatsoever.
Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.
However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Look at Roger walking ling-di-long to school! If he doesn't hurry up, he will be late, the idle toad!
Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
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