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pretty hate machine

my wife

i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails

by HATMA989 January 2, 2023


Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.

My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"

by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018


TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.

by Big Joely July 21, 2023


Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.

"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"

by Wankeycheesefry June 18, 2017


Light Machine Gun

A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.

Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Reniy May 21, 2021


bonk's meme machine

A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.

Fuck, not again! Bonk's Meme Machine double boosted that fucking guy!

by Zacoochie August 14, 2019


customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day

Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!

by Michael CSM September 8, 2020