i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails
Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.
Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.
Fuck, not again! Bonk's Meme Machine double boosted that fucking guy!
Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!