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Machine that goes 'woo woo' when it moves
You want me to drive the woo woo machine online?
Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it
🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?
👤: my vending machine name is g5
When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.
Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!
a sport emily does in the olympics
person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily
When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.
When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them
Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?