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When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
when a washing machine self destructs while spinning
Are you doing washing machine fail?
When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.
Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.
Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.
Fuck, not again! Bonk's Meme Machine double boosted that fucking guy!
Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!