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A man who refuses to leave his mother and move on with his life like a man.
Pedio is a mama chi chi and refuses to live with his wife and leave his mom’s basement.
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You Now Your'e A Doo Doo Mama When You...
1.) buy socks and jeans from a man walking in and out of a beauty shop for $5.
2.) walks around in a cutoff tee shirt when your belly hangs over your belt.
3.) think your lipgloss is "poppin" when you really bought it for 99 cents.
4.) your name ends with -isha -quisha -kira or -quita
5.) you ASK your boyfriend to buy you gfts and/or give you money
6.) wears stripes with polka dots
7.) wears fake gold where ever possible.
8.) has all styles of fake bamboo earrings
9.) is 23 and obsesses over Go Go Power Rangers.
10.) stands ontop of tables and benches while yelling at somebody to cause a scene.
(Starbuckquita stands on the park bench yellin at her baby father about not having any money)
Neicy : Damn girl..she standin on the park bench.
Porsha :You act like you not used to that. Shes a Doo Doo Mama.
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a joke to tell when you're in a really trite mood and feel like laughing for no exact reason.
Example of a Yo mama joke:
Yo mama so fat, the National Weather Service names her farts and sneezes!
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When your dear mother and your fav prez turns into a complete meme parody.
You: hey
Victim: yes
You: joe mama obama
Victim : - 1000000 self esteem
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Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)
Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks
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Did she commit a murder most foul? Aka Angela from the office
Michael: who dun it?
Voodo Mama Juju: *glares*
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