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It is also known as Southwest Detroit but everybody recognizes it as Mexican Town because it's mainly Mexicans who live here. Since it such a large Mexican crowd, we offer the best food, products and atmosphere you can find in Michigan.
Outsider: Hey where are you from?
Detroiter: Detroit
Outsider: Ohhhh...What part???
Detroiter: Southwest
Outsider: Where??
Detroiter: Mexican Town
Outsider: Oh wow that's like so cool, I love the food there! You are so lucky!
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When you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips... Then proceed to go down on your woman....
Pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. When younger than that, it's called being an asshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman's knowledge.
Old woman: "I just love it when you kiss me 'down there'. You're like an arist with your tongue."
Old Man: "pass me one o' them hot peppers"
There's a Mexican Hotplate
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Hitting on your friends wives, girlfriends, etc.. In a non-threatening, back door way. Using your friendship as a gate way to grope, fondle, talk dirty too, using a DJ voice to bad mouth you to your girl to make himself look better even front of his fiance B. Also, but not limited to strangers, young girls, and feet.
Seduction includes stress ring that doubles as a wedding band.
A.K.A. The Turtle
The Little Mexican. Hanging with a group of friends and their wives. He will make every effort to hit on every one of the wives before the night is through, while taking every opportunity to make the husbands look bad. The classic I'm really a better friend than your husband.
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The act of getting fucked up on tequila and weed like a Mexican, and going to work.
Tom: Hey, Lyle fucked up the expense reports for this week.
Leeroy: Well it's no surprise, he's on a Mexican holiday.
Tom: Oh yeah, he just had sex with my secretary.
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The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.
Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.
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when in a vehicle, putting on windowlocks, then rolling the windows down in cold weather and traveling at a high rate of speed
person 1: every heard of a mexican freezeout?
person 2:.....no?
person 1: alright, check this out, dont worry its fun.
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you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass
So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose
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