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The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.
Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure
Her: Oh...and a snack?
Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.
Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!
Food that is grown very far from the area where it is sold.
In 2010 a community shop opened in the village, selling the local products to reduce the so-called "food miles".
Harmony Miles is Makenzie Anaya’s best friend❤️She’s always there for her friends when u need her the most😊she has a terrible past that I don’t want to talk about because it’s her life not mine but basically her dad left and her mom passed away a couple years ago and life has been tough for her since then😞but she’s a very pretty, smart, and funny girl that everyone wants to be friends with and if u aren’t then welp ur missing out🤷🏽 ♀️But moving on harmony is Kenzie’s best friend and only hers❤️❤️
Everyone loves Harmony Miles❤️❤️
a stinky goblin who loves to watch gay porn
you're such a Griff miles
Ally Lynn Miles is the most incredible person you'll ever meet. She's insanely lovable, kind, caring, smart, and of course overwhelmingly beautiful! She's the type of girl that if you ever have her attention, you don't mess it up because you'll probably never find someone as good as her. If you can't handle the volume being at 100 95% of the time then you won't able to be around Ally because she's the life of the freaking party.
Wow Ally Lynn Miles is so amazing! I'm so jealous of that guy that has her attention.
The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc
Awe man I have to shave my mystery mile before my date so Sarah can toss my salad