Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.

Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina

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I don't want to miss a thing

One of the sweetest love songs ever written. Almost everyone understands how it feels to "Stay awake just to hear their sigificant otherbreathing..."

Jamie-"What song did you dance to at your wedding?"
Roxanne- "I don't want to miss a thing"
Jamie- "aww how sweet!"

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I miss you Ariana

When you miss a girl named Ariana, gave her nickname Ri and used to fuck around with her on snap.

Ariana: Don't call me Ri
Joshua: Ri
*Blocks her for no reason*
Joshua: Damn I miss you Ariana

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Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.

I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!

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Miss you as much as a toad and a frog

Not at all. Not missing you one bit. Get the hint

I miss you as much as a toad and a frog

i miss you, mi amor :(

i really want this separation to be over already. i miss checking up on you 24/7, i miss the way i would spam you with so many videos until i would basically fall asleep :( i miss waking up to your messages, and i know you miss waking up to my messages too <3. i miss playing roblox with you, i miss when we would randomly wait for eachother in tower of hell, i miss how we act around eachother. i miss the way we would hug. i miss your hugs so much :( i miss the way i would write you continuous paragraphs and essays while you would be asleep :( <3 but now that we're forced to stay separated for 4 months. 4. damn. months. i'm not able to send you anything, not even a little " hey baby, im just checking up on you since im very worried about you :( " i really hope that this torture will be over :(. anyway, im overthinking quite a lot but i trust you a lot, so i know you won't catch feelings for another girl, nor lose feelings for me :D i know how happy and loved i make you feel, you will never be able to forget me nor my vibe ;) you make me feel so damn special and so safe, so happy, so loved, i feel like a priority C: the way you're so perfect lights up my whole mood. your smile is so beautiful, your voice is so lovely, your hugs are so warm, your personality is so perfect, your looks are so pretty. you're my pretty boy, forever :D i love you so much, and if you're reading this, elijah, you mean everything to me, and i never want to lose you, mwah !! x)

hey baby.., i miss you, mi amor :(

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i miss you some decent

like when you miss some one so much

girl, i miss you some decent! i cant wait ta see u

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