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In forward facing intercourse, adopting cowgirl position, when the ridden gentleman reaches round to squeeze the lady’s buttocks and as they are held and slightly parted she emits (voluntarily or involuntarily) wind.
Keep your hands to y’self Frank - last nights grip ‘n growl was bloody embarrassing.
When you slowly slink into your room mate's room and defecate on his sleeping significant other and slink quietly out.
"My room mate, Olah, creep 'n' pooped on my girlfriend last night due to her rudeness, it smelled."
Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.
1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."
2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
First, to preform the classic "Grab-n-go" ya grab something, and then ya go. I know its complex but youll get it eventually
John preformed the "grab-n-go" on the thot that stole his skateboard
Noun -- A type of men's dress sock made usually of nylon that is sheer (thin nylon) with (thick nylon) lines running vertically throughout the sock. This type of sock is worn more so but not limited to ethnic groups such as African-Americans and Hispanics. This type of men's dress sock was very popular during the 1960's to 1980's and began to make a comeback during the late 1990's.
Bernard went over to The Sock Man Socks & Shoes to hook up on a fresh pair of thick n thins to match his new suit.
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When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.
Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.
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The n word pass was created by Martin Luther King Jr in 1956 in an effort to normalise the African American slang speak because many upper class white Americans could not understand what they were saying but his efforts were largely uneffective. In 2014 Barrack Obama signed an n-word pass for his homie Kevin Hart so he could fully become a complete African American after undergoing a number of expensive surgeries to become African American because he wanted to become more like his hero Bill Cosby. Since then the n-word pass has been used by many high profile white people including Jimmy Kimmel, Conan Obrien, Donald Trump and Cortex from popular 90s game Crash Bandicoot.
Richard- "yes my nigger" Damain- "....." Quachain- "... what u say" Richard " don't worry I got the N-word pass. Damain- "ahhh that's casj my nigga."
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