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-Refusal to go along with something.
-Refusal to participate in an activity.
-What you say to a drunken sailor who challenges you to a duel of some kind.
"That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want YOU!"
"I'm not gonna play. Why not that guy?"
"Because I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already had him!"
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It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.
"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."
"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."
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What a little kid who doesn't know how to wipe his or her own butt yells out when they're finished going No. 2.
Four-year-old Timmy sat on the toilet after finishing his poop, planning out the rest of his afternoon. But he decided it was time to get up, so he made the call: "Mom! I'm done."
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"I'm Alright" is usually what a girls says when she isn't alright. Usually when a girl says this then she is super mad at you or someone. SO GUYS BE AWARE OF THE "I'M ALRIGHT" GIRL.
Guy: Are you alright babe?
Her: I'm alright
Guy: Okay babe
*30 seconds later*
Her: SO YOU JUST GONNA ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. OKAY WHATEVER!!!! WE'RE DONE!!!!
Guy: ummmmmmm......
Her: SO CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE. OKKKKAAAYYYY!!!!
THE "I'M ALRIGHT" GIRL^^^
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When you are through with something or someone so retarded, that saying "I'm done" itself isn't enough. If you didn't get that, then I'm fucking done.
John: How do you type 'd' backwards?
Robert: It's called 'b'.
John: How did you do that?
Robert: I'm fucking done.
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the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.
guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
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An amazing song by Jason Mraz. Unbelievable lyrics because they are so true. Sometimes we are so afraid to take the plunge to love someone. So many hesitations and complications may exist. But love overcomes all boundaries, hardships and obstacles that may come in the way. If you trust the person you love and vice versa, take each other's hand and just have faith in the love that you share. Times might be hard on occasion but its all worth it when you realize that you have that person next to you during those times. And you will both appreciate the Happy times even more. Hand in hand, heart in heart. Trust.
Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
I love peace for melody
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
Song - I'm yours
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