A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.
"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"
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Two nipples so large that they form one giant nipple
I really liked her but those Pangea nipples were just too big.
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The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.
Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk
Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master
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The hair of either a man or woman's nipple area, usually on the rim
"Dude that guy was so hairy!"
"Ya man did you see his nipple grass!"
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A 90 year old womans Double D boobs that have never been supported by an over the shoulder boulder holder
Man that old lady had some dangling nipples
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this is when you coat your nipples in orange juice and stick them in the freezer for an extended period of time. usually done for portable nipple pops.
im pretty sure no ones actually done this before. but i have to include the word icey nipple other wise they wont let me use this example.
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The true way to have a very "bumby" ride.
I rode down the nipple road as the nipples on the street swayed in the breeze.
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