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One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.
"Jordan ran the workout too fast."
"That fucking speed simp."
I Speed Bug Everything
I Speed Bug Everything
A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
I Everything Run Speed I
I Everything Run Speed I
The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.
Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.
-to be continued.....
“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”
“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”
“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“
When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.
Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.
Yeah but the sound... wow!
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”