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When attempting a shorcut from point "A" to point "B", you immediately arrive at a a dead end shaped like a circle.
"Dude, you thought you were gonna beat me to my house by taking that shortcut. Too bad your ass got cul-de-sacked."
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n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.
Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
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French term (translation: staircase wit) for when the perfect response, retort, or comeback comes to mind too late.
"His argument left me so speechless that I couldn't clearly think of a response until I reached the bottom of the stairs. Then, l'esprit de l'escalier came to me."
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Chicken dick, also used to express indignation or surprise.
"Verga de pollo!! I lost."
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Spanish translation for melon thief.
When a girl has breasts like she is stealing some cantaloupes/honeydews/melons.
God damn! Melissa is a ladrona de melones.
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Pamela Des Barres (formerly Miller) was born in the right place at the right time. She came into the world as a California native, in the amazing 60's. She loved rock 'n' roll from the moment she saw Elvis Presly. After Elvis, she fell for Paul McCartney. After The Beatles, it was The Rolling Stones. Then a friend of hers introduced her to Captain Beefheart, the first real live "rock star" she ever met. She had fallen for rock stars, and, well wanted to please them. She got what she wanted. She slept with rockstars such as Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, Jimmy Page, Noel Redding, and Mick Jagger, among others.
She had an all girl band, one of the first all girl rock bands, the GTO's. (GTO stood for many things, on of which is Girls Together Outrageosly)
Finally, she settled down with rocker Michael Des Barres. She soon after had a son, Nick Des Barres.
I'm With The Band: Confessions of a Groupie was her first tell-all book. She has written 3 other books, Take Another Little Piece of My Heart: A Groupie Grows Up, Rock Bottom: Dark Moments in Music Babylon and Carved in Rock.
Pamela Des Barres had sex with Keith Moon! I'm jealous.
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Singer from the black eyed peas
apl de apt is one crazy motha that can dance crazy
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