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When you take a shit and eat it. Toilet paper is the appetizer.
Person one: Mom forgot to bring home food... so I had to have the German Dinner.
Person two: That’s disgusting.
When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
Yo, my best friend and I hit up a german-tornado last night!
then when a group of guys go into a washing maching and start fucking each other while it is running and they get a ton of water up their asses
i went out with the homies and we did a german picketfencer
"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"
"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards
Wanna German pineapple? I love you Justin because you do the German pineapple
When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.
Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.