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When you go over the speed limit, and then a police officer will give you a ticket depending on how much damage you did.
Cop: Do you know how fast you were driving?
Guy in a car: No, sir.
Cop: You were speeding. Here is a fine of 200$
Guy in a car: Ouch.
To go over the speed limit in a car
I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.
If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
A idiot on the road that is slow when in front of you, but when you try to pass him he immediately speeds up. The reason behind this is they are unable to find a flow of traffic without another to do it for him/her.
I was on the road and tried to pass someone, but this speed changer decided it would be great to speed up and block me.
george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.
"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"
Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed
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