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always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
yo i know a girl named wendy.
wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?
ha. gottem.
The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
The plug that forms inside the tip of your penis due to the presence of excess semen after ejaculation.
Bryan: Hey guys, after I nutted this morning I took a piss and totally watched the nut cap shoot out of my dick.
Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.
What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.
A very small matter or amount.
Don't worry about it, it's just gnats nuts.