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An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.
Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?
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Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
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–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.
2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation
3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago
4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.
I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.
What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
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When your girls taking a dump on the toilet and you piss between her legs. Then fuck her on the toilet....
Damn dog i had to piss so bad i gave my hoe a Tennessee honey pot. Long as her legs were spead i finished the job.
1. To smoke pot n fuck
2. a medicinal marijuana brothel
Stoner: dude, have you been to the new Twat n' Pot in Hermosa Beach?
Stoner 2: nah bro.
When an individual decides that selling crack (cooked in a pot) is their best course of action in life.
“Yo I just got fired from my job, I’m bout to come out the pot,
when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.
did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.