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roehampton university

Lovingly known as roey by its students and roe by its staff who are trying to be “down with the kids”.
A univeristy in south west London that provides an eclectic mix of students a safe and natural campus to study on while simultaneously allowing them to experience what it is like to live on/next to a gang run inner city estate. (experience provided by the neighbouring Alton Estate)

Split in to 4 colleges, Digby (the best), Whitelands, Southlands and Froebel (the worst), Roehampton university students take college pride more seriously than their studies, often chants of “I’m *college name* till I die” can be heard coming from a group of drunk students at 4 am, much to the delight of all who live near.

Among the university’s prestigious awards (such as best modern university in London) the institution also once won the award for most sexual partners per student - see hoehampton.

Varsity rival Bucks New Uni are decimated yearly by Roehampton much to everyone’s surprise.

“I go to Roehampton university and I know Digby are the best”

“We love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, oh Roehampton we love you”

“Check put the roey students annihilating Bucks again”

by Thisismyname23456 March 24, 2018


Madonna university

Madonna
M.U.O also known as Madonna University Okija. One of the schools in Anambra State. A school
full of frustration and stress. The type of
school that still gives admission till the day
of exam.

In madonna, the sun is hot enough to fry an egg
and it changes the skin of students.

Madonna is not for me
Being in Madonna university should be included in one thousand ways to die

by Plato33 March 15, 2022


Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”

by Bruh Man April 12, 2021


university heights

A district in buffalo, new york that is located beside the university at buffalo's south campus, and minutes away from Canisius College, Medaille College, and Buff State. It is recognized for its rather intense partying atmosphere, prompting the Buffalo News to publish a front page article titled "The nightmare of living in University Heights" (Sept 5, 2015.) The district is comprised of a series of streets including custer, west northrup, winspear, merrimac and others. Due to its location between four buffalo schools, a wide range of students trot the area, with the bulk coming from UB.

If you're tryna get real weird go to University heights

The freshmen that don't know how the fuck to handle themselves while drinking are what gives University heights a bad rap

by LouReed September 5, 2015


Wits University

Wits university is the University of witswatersrand situated in the city of Johannesburg south africa. The university is populated by people who think they are in Harvard meanwhile they're one of the most dumbest people ever. Most of the girls sell their bodies to Nigerian drug dealers in order to pay fees and the boys are Mongols. The whole university should be divided by 2 because they are all halfwits.

Person A: I Got Admitted at Wits University.
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

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Cubic Universal

: A small but dedicated Roblox game development studio founded by chibb11_2020 (now known as bendyisstillhere). Despite its size, the studio is known for its creative and engaging games that offer a unique gaming experience on the Roblox platform. With a focus on fun and immersive gameplay, Cubic Universal has quickly gained a following among Roblox players looking for something new and different.

I spent all night playing the new game from Cubic Universal and it was so much fun!

by ඞ C o g s w o r t h ඞ June 25, 2023


Gyu University

Gap Year University. Typically meaning a one year gap between graduation of high school and going to college.

Person 1: Hey, it’s so crazy we’re graduating! What college/university are you going to?
Person 2: I know right? I’m actually dedicated to GYU University.

by cait0424 May 4, 2021