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When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.
Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut
The channel that, when nothing is on, you always put on, in hopes that something good will come on it sooner or later.
Guy 1: Ugh...There's nothing on TV!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...
University of Ottawa in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. This University is known for being oversaturated by Hipsters and other indie subcultures. The hipster credit of this university is emphasized by it's ever-popular "Café Alt," which is in the basement of the school and is known for it's variety of grilled cheese sandwiches, as well as the school mascot, the "Gee-Gee," a horse racing term you probably have never heard of.
Ted: "Man, a bunch of guys in tight colored denim were just going off about American Apparel and Café Alt"
Steve: "They must go to Hipster University"
A last ditch effort university for the urachievers,
Johny nervously told his not so impressed parents he got accepted into Latrobe University before he kissed them on the lips before bed.
Person 1:"I've been to hell already, I can't go again. "
Person 2:"You mean Babcock University"
A group of tiktokers that accepts all races, the opposite of the hype house - also known as the White House.
Chase: “hey charli what’s the university of diversity?”
Charli: “renegade, renegade”
*Enter Poloboy* “ceo of diversity”
To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.
(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)
"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".