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A better, more inviting way to describe a blow job.
Girl: babe, get it out and I'll give you a lip wank
Guy: Oh yeesssssss
The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.
Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.
1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.
2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"
"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*
Wank urban public masturbation sex
When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.
Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?
Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
"You're a wank packet."
The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.
HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!